Diamonds Are a Spy's Best Friend

99 (when it looks like Max may have stolen the ring): "Max, don't say another word until we get a lawyer."
Max: "What are you talking about? What would we need with a lawyer? We're only engaged. You don't see a lawyer until you've been married for a little while."

Diamonds Are a Spy's Best Friend
Original Air Date	October 19th, 1968
Writers	Arne Sultan, Allan Burns, Chris Hayward, Leonard Stern
Director	Jerry Hopper
Season	Four
Episode Number	91
Villain	League of Bald-Headed Men
Previous Episode	The Secret of Sam Vittorio
Next Episode	The Worst Best Man

Get Smart Episode #91, Season Four #5.

Plot

While shopping for an engagement ring for 99, Maxwell Smart stumbles onto an operation of the League of Bald-Headed Men - the smuggling arm of KAOS.

Synopsis

Characters

CONTROL

• Maxwell Smart - Don Adams
• Agent 99 - Barbara Feldon
• Chief - Edward Platt
• Larabee - Robert Karvelas
• Agent 8 1/2 - Gino Conforti
• Schleppenheimer (mentioned)

KAOS

• Sommers - Oren Curtis
• Winters - Jerome Raphel

Others

• Mr. Spiegle (Jeweler) - Dick Wilson

Weapons and Gadgets

• Fire Hydrant Phone
• Soap Carrying Case

Locations

• Spiegle's Jewelry Store

Trivia

Reality Check

• The title refers to the song "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend" from the film and stage musical Gentlemen Prefer Blondes.
• "The League of Bald-Headed Men" refers to the Sherlock Holmes story "The Adventure of the Red-Headed League" by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.