Mrs. Waterhouse

Maid at the Bulmanian embassy in Washington DC.

Prematurely dubbed "Widow Waterhouse" moments before witnessing her KAOS agent husband succumb to poisoned muscatel administered by the ambassador himself, she is then informed that she is to be forcibly returned to Bulmania with his warning that should she ever mention a word of what she has seen, "please bear in mind that you have relatives living in Chicago".