Standish (left) with Professor Carlson.

Head of CONTROL's Administration Section. When the Chief is kidnapped by Siegfried, Standish believes that this position entitles him to take over but Professor Carlson and Maxwell Smart, heads of the lab and agents' sections respectively, think otherwise.

Standish is himself later kidnapped by Siegfried as part of the round of tit-for-tat kidnappings which ensues. He suffers a blow to the ear during the process for which Siegfried later apologises but unfortunately Standish cannot hear him.

Portrayed by Pitt Herbert [Episode #33: "A Spy for a Spy"].