The Sacred Cows.

Reputedly the "hottest musical group in the country", the Sacred Cows are actually a band of KAOS agents in league with the Groovy Guru.

In conjunction with the Groovy Guru's "electronic sound control" their music becomes hypnotizing - allowing the Guru to control anyone who hears it.

Portrayed by Ben Benay, Jerry Scheff and John Greek (all uncredited) [Episode #75: "The Groovy Guru"]. For more see

Get Smart - The Sacred Cows Kill, Kill, Kill02:38

Get Smart - The Sacred Cows Kill, Kill, Kill

The Sacred Cows play.

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